Anonymous asked:
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Go fuck yourself.

hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here

zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

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Anonymous asked:
fuck your so damm hot like im in love.

Your grammar makes me want to punch you in the face… but I appreciate the compliment.